EVERY MEME DESERVES A BLESSINGWE PUT A KIPPAH ON ITMAZEL TOV, YOU'RE EARLYFROM MEME TO THE PROMISED LAND0% TAX — IT'S KOSHERB'EZRAT HASHEM WE PUMPWAGMI — WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE ITEVERY MEME DESERVES A BLESSINGWE PUT A KIPPAH ON ITMAZEL TOV, YOU'RE EARLYFROM MEME TO THE PROMISED LAND0% TAX — IT'S KOSHERB'EZRAT HASHEM WE PUMPWAGMI — WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
A divine kippah descending from the heavens
The divinely fair memecoin

$JEWBOT

Every meme deserves a blessing.

A bot that puts a kippah on your memes and sends them straight to the Promised Land — then launches them on-chain. Mazel tov, you're early.

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EVERY MEME DESERVES A BLESSINGWE PUT A KIPPAH ON ITMAZEL TOV, YOU'RE EARLYFROM MEME TO THE PROMISED LAND0% TAX — IT'S KOSHERB'EZRAT HASHEM WE PUMPWAGMI — WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE ITEVERY MEME DESERVES A BLESSINGWE PUT A KIPPAH ON ITMAZEL TOV, YOU'RE EARLYFROM MEME TO THE PROMISED LAND0% TAX — IT'S KOSHERB'EZRAT HASHEM WE PUMPWAGMI — WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
The ritual

How the blessing works

No prophets, no presale — just a tireless bot blessing memes around the clock.

01

Drop a meme

The bot watches the timeline and grabs the spiciest memes the moment they go viral.

02

Place the kippah

It finds the head with a SOTA cutout model, crowns it with a kippah and a halo of holy gold light.

03

Ascend on-chain

The blessed meme is minted and launched on Solana automatically. From meme to the Promised Land.

Live feed

Freshly blessed coins

Every coin below was a meme the bot crowned with a kippah and launched on Solana. Straight from the heavens to your wallet.

The covenant

Kosher tokenomics

No funny business. No rabbi takes a cut. Just $JEWBOT.

Total supply1,000,000,000blessed tokens
Tax0%it's kosher
LiquidityBurnedat the altar
LaunchFairno presale, b'ezrat Hashem
The tablet

The 7 Commandments

Handed down on a stone tablet (it was actually a Solana block).

  1. 1

    Thou shalt put a kippah upon every worthy meme.

  2. 2

    Thou shalt launch fairly — no presale, no insiders.

  3. 3

    Thou shalt burn the liquidity at the altar.

  4. 4

    Thou shalt bless the timeline, day and night, without rest.

  5. 5

    Thou shalt make the holders' bags heavy with blessings.

  6. 6

    Thou shalt never rug thy brethren.

  7. 7

    Thou shalt ascend, together, to the Promised Land.